ESPN Classic is garbage and here's why...

A few weeks ago, Suddenlink rearranged some of the channels and I was uber-stoked to find out that now we get ESPN Classic. My joy was about to go straight down the toilet in a hurry. It had been some time since I'd had Classic and, dear God, the years have not been kind. Why the hell don't they just call it The Poker Channel? Seriously, I enjoy taking everybody's money at the poker table just as much as the next guy, but when it comes to watching it on TV, fuck that shit straight up and down. When they're not airing that shite or Arliss, the actual classic sporting events they do manage to wedge in are season-specific. Right now, all they're showing is basketball since football season is (practically) over. Maybe it's just me, but it seems like it would make much more sense to air sports in their off-season. By doing what they do, Disney forces its various arms of ESPN to compete against one another in an all-or-nothing proposition. If somebody's a college basketball fan, they'd be a lot more likely to watch a classic game if it wasn't up opposite a live basketball game. Being a baseball junkie, right now is when I jones most to see some baseball, but by the time they get around to airing classic baseball, I'll have real games to watch. It's not rocket surgery, people; give your consumers what they want when they most need it. Then again, what should I expect from a company that relies on Eduardo Perez for intelligent analysis?

I can see why you miss this guy...

Bip was basically Joey Cora with an ego problem. Look at those fuckin' wristbands; why not just get two from Hot Topic that say "I ♥ Me"? That's a good case for Paul Lukas: the rise and fall of the portrait wristbands. Only a select few players like Bip, Bonds, Sheff and Piazza had them for only a couple of years in the early-mid nineties, but they disappeared just as quickly as they arrived. With the technological advances, imagine how awesome they could make a wristband these days. Nike would have to invest in orange thread solely for the purpose of rendering Brian Giles's face... Anyways, here's the Bip card:

picks

New York vs. Green Bay
Green Bay 28-17
San Diego vs. New England
Brain says 31-21 N.E
Heart says 27-24 S.D

It's tomorrow now...

Now that you mention it, I’ve got a card of the last real outfielder K.T. swiped out of someone’s back pocket; it’s an old-school jim-dandy of Jimmy Ballgame. Heck yeah, I’m calling him Jimmy Ballgame; it’s been too long that’d I’ve had to admire him from afar. Worst case scenario, I feel privileged to see a legend in his twilight- like Mets fans in ’73 or Brewers fans in ’76. Personally, I think he’s still got enough of his historic range and glovework as well as sufficient offensive prowess for two more productive seasons. At any rate, here’s the card:

One, that’s one of the fugliest got-dang unis I’ve seen in my short, miserable life. Two, Jimmy Ballgame doesn't sound badass enough… let’s brainstorm this… J-Ed… Jim Ed… Jimmy Ed… Jimmy Edge- yeah! From now on, James Patrick Edmonds will always be Jimmy Edge to me. Yep; that’s all it takes…

Slow news day...

...so here's an old baseball card I found of our fearless leader in his 'stache rockin' days:

...and, yeah, I'm definitely gonna milk these baseball cards as time-and-spacefillers whenever there's nothing noteworthy to type about. A new card goes up each day K.T. doesn't get us another real outfielder and probably that day too, if I've got one of him. And to answer your second question, thepadfather, yes. Yes, there are Bip Roberts cards.

Got any corner outfielders?

That's what K.T. wants. The fact that we need another real outfielder isn't newsworthy at all, but it's good to know that he's acknowledging the problem- going as far as to conclude the chat with "I now need to go find a corner outfielder for you all." The rest was classic non-answers to fairly basic questions. A platoon of Bard and Barrett? Ugh. I hope somebody out there takes Barrett and some Triple-A arms off our hands for an outfielder. The Pirates still seem like the most logical candidate for that sort of deal...

Playoff Predictions part deux

Last week I went 3-1 and am hoping to go 3-1 this weekend.
Seattle vs. Green bay
I think this will be a close game but in the end the Pack will take this one 27-24.
Jacksonville vs. New England
I do not think that this game will be as good as most as I think the Pats will blow them out 38-17.
New York vs. Dallas
I for one do still not believe in Eli and think this Romo ordeal is beyond ridiculous. Boys 35-28.
San Diego vs. Indy
I think that people are underestimating the fact that San Diego owns Indy for some odd reason. Just like people doubted that the Warriors would beat the Mavs. Ultimately i think the Boltz win and win 27-24

The '84 Series...

Friend of the family, Tigers fan, and all-around good guy Joe let me borrow his DVD of the '84 WS the other day. It started off with a rundown of each League Championship Series- that was infinitely more palatable than 80% of the World Series. It was really cool to see both of this year's Hall of Famers putting their best out there on the grandest stage of all. I think that Gibson HR off of Goose to seal the deal really summed up who Goose was. It's such an iconic moment, from the impromptu mound conference with a laid back Dick Williams realizing "You mean you're talking about striking him out" to an incredulous Sparky Anderson telling Gibson "He don't wanna walk you! He don't wanna walk you!" And that's the thing; Goose didn't play it safe- ever. He was balls-out, confident, all-or-nothing all the time. That moment also illustrated what made Dick Williams so great; he believed in his players and valued their insights and knowledge. It backfired for both of them that particular time, but at least they both stuck with their guns. If either of them even knew the definition of playing by the book, they would have never made it as far as they did...

About time...

Congratulations, Goose.

My playoff predictions

Tomorrow starts the first day of the NFL playoffs. Here are my predictions for the first round.
Washington vs. Seattle-
I see the Seahawks winning this one 27-24. Even though the Redskins have played well down the stretch and will play inspired football I think that the Seahawks playing at home will squeak this one out.
Jacksonville vs. Pittsburgh-
This matchup is the most difficult to choose as i think it is a toss up. Ultimately i think that the Jaguars will pull this one out 28-21. Big Ben gets sacked once every 14 attempted passes, and i think they will have to throw with Willie Parker out. Plus David Garrard doesn't turn it over and that will be the difference.
New York vs. Tampa Bay-
I think that the Bucs will win this one 21-17. Eli is a mental midget and never plays well in big games. The Bucs d will do all the work and Garcia will do enough not to screw it up.
Tennessee vs. San Diego-
I think that the Chargers will win this one 35-17 but i am worried that if the Titans can stick around til the 4th quarter that Vince Young will pull something out of his ass.
It should be fun.

Moves and more...

Former Friar flop and pre-Prior potential Padres pitching possibility Matt Clement signed with the Cardinals today. Above all, I'll always remember him as the guy on the receiving end of the greatest at bat ever...

The White Sox snagged up Nick Swisher. I'm a fan of the guy by default; he played his high school games about half a mile from my house- that's a big deal out here in Whitetrashville, Nowhereland...

The Mountaineers did exactly what Pat White requested. I'm pretty happy about it; people from other places don't understand how important the fact that he's a West Virginia guy is. I know my brother's stoked; last night he wrote this directly after the game:
interview------- Passed!!!
Bill Stewart- great, great. Lets try and get Calvin Magee, our offensive coordinator to stay. Seriously, it's the best i have felt in a long time; just a really good feeling. i mean a great domination from start to finish. Our and i do mean "Our" defense just Played Awesome! best the best nobody i mean yeah try and play better than them. Now i have to mention OU's offense- all i have to say is dirty. trying to compensate, HOLDING???? you ever heard of that? man. just can't keep up? Anyways, West Virginia Offense was just intelligently explosive. Schimtt: I love this guy. sweet shit, i enjoyed myself. done, drinking beer, watching sport center. ~P-DUB!
I couldn't have said it better, Paul. My favorite part of the whole evening was the interview with Schmitt at the end of the game.

Speaking of the WVU game, it was great to hear Matt Vasgersian again...

WVU

I know that this is suppose to be a padre blog but oh well we named it pads and ends for a reason. Anyway I am pumped about the West Virginia/Oklahoma Fiesta bowl match up tomorrow night. I really hope that WVU can shock some people and win another big bowl game. The way I feel for Rich Rodriguez is the same way i feel for Nick Saban d-bags. I hope that Steve Slaton can find his way back into the powerful WVU rushing attack. The past two games he has rushed the ball 19 times for 65 yards. Are you kidding me???? Slaton is possibly one of the 5 best running backs in college right now (D-Mac, Hart, Smith, Slaton, and Rice with the Freshman from Geogria right in the mix). In order for WV to win the game I think that Slaton is going to have to have a monster game. Noel Devine and Owen Schmitt and Pat White will all need to have big games in the rushing department. Along with a solid rushing attack which will be hard against the Sooner defense White will have to throw the ball effectively. He has plenty of viable options and even a few playmakers on the outside. Darius Reynaud and Dorrell Jalloh must play big both in the passing and rushing game.

Defensively they must stop the passing attack that the Sooners have. Bradford is a very good quaterback and might even be a force at the next level. They also have a couple of receivers in Malcolm Kelly Juaquin Iglesias and Jermaine Gresham. I am not so much concerned in the rushing game of the Sooners since the loss of AP to the NFL has left them without a 1000 yard rusher on the season.

Ultimately, i think that the Sooners might be too much for the Mountaineers but I will still be cheering my heart out.


LEEEETTTTTSSSS GO MOUNTAINEERS!